Walking through Tesco car park this lunchtime and there were sundry people filling cars or preparing to go inside when, suddenly, someone, somewhere gave an enormous achoo, the sort that comes out automatically as if it was so sudden there was nothing you could do about it. It was booming & ear-splitting and for an instant seemed to echo much just in our finds but round the car park.
But, just as suddenly, everyone halted what they were doing and instantly straightened up and swiveled round to see where the source of the pestilence might've been. It was as if there was a clan of meerkats all suddenly extending and craning their necks.
All very amusing... if it weren't so serious.
